would you rather?

alright. have you ever played the 'would you rather' game? love it. i'm going to write a bunch of 'would you rather' questions and you readers can leave you answers in the comments. ready? go.

would you rather eat sauerkraut everyday for the rest of your life or receive a wet willy every day for the rest of your life?

would you rather have your sexual organs light up whenever you are aroused or have them make giggling children sounds?

would you rather have to fight to the death Andre the Giant or 25 angry little clowns?

would you rather be machine-gunned to death by lite-brite pegs or assassinated by cabbage patch dolls?

would you rather be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or have your eyes glued shut for a day?

would you rather suck on a live cow teat for five minutes, or be imprisoned?

would you rather be 4'1'' or 7'9''?

would you rather have 3 eyes or webbed feet?

would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never say anything again?

would you rather have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?

would you rather get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?

would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?

would you rather always forget your name when asked or never remember anyone else's?